Pinky the Loveable Cat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQrMD021B7k

This is about 4 years old. I found a Unknown Poet poem from 2004 and wanted to post it. Rumors have found that the poem was created due to this video that went out on e-mail at work.

Classic.

Pinky the Loveable Cat

Oh Pinky, what a good cat you are
Each time I think of you, I look at my scar

Here a scratch, there a scratch
There is not another cat that could match

The hell I go through when I pick you up
That scratch the other day almost made me throw up

Blood, blood everywhere you look
If I could, I would slam your paw in a book

Your love for me exceeds your hissing
My favorite shoes are covered in your pissing

You use my leg as your scratching post
You Pinky are the feline I love the most

Come here and give me a kiss
Pinky says: PPUUURRR and hiss, hiss hiss

What the F, Pinky the Loveable cat
Definitely, your claws and teeth are where its at

Go kill a mouse and not my groin
Or you do not get a piece of pork tenderloin

Oh, Pinky its just our friends down the street
Pinky is a cat, that can’t be beat

Unknown Poet / August 2, 2004